I just watched Taylor Swift's new music video for Blank Space, and I'm feeling so many feelings at the moment. I've always been a Taylor fan but I kinda lost faith in her when she went through her annoying, I'm-going-to-date-every-guy-there-is phase. I was just like: can you stop? Quality over quantity am I right?
BUT SHE'S BACK! I'm so happy! Now that she's calmed down a bit and is winning in every aspect of her life (ie. style/friends/cats/overall chill) I can thoroughly enjoy the wonderfulness that is Taylor Swift. Anyway, let me lead you through the magic of the Blank Space music video.
1. You know it's going to be good right from the start. That house. That car. Taylor's all like: "Hey MTV welcome to my crib!" Also great font choice. That is a solid font.
2. Then the video cuts to Tay in bed looking all relaxed with her cat. If I could spend the day in the life of somebody I would spend it in Taylor Swift's cat. Like how awesome would it be to be her cat? Just eat and be in music videos and become instafamous for looking adorable without even trying. That's really all I want out of life.
8. Yea just riding my horses in my estate, nbd. Also, it is obviously cloudy outside. Are the sunglasses even necessary?
9. I wish she would stop running in pretty dresses in her music videos. It makes me anxious. That dress is so beautiful and she's probably just going to trip and get grass stains all over it.
10. The dress in this scene is to die for. I might actually be dead right now because I love it so much. Also, who knew Taylor could paint? She is just so impressive.
11. LOL @ the horse.
12. Where was this filmed? I want to know so bad. It is beautiful! To me, nothing is more satisfying than an over the top, super green, neatly cut, lawn. Just look at all that grass! And the hedges with the pools/ponds whatever those bodies of water are. The location game for this video is majorly on point.
13. But uh-oh! Trouble in paradise? Why is he smiling at his phone? Why is she giving him side eye? What is happening right now?!!!!
14. Things take a turn in the music video right about now as Taylor starts screaming and throwing things like a toddler who can't express his/her emotions. Basically me when I haven't eaten in at least 45 minutes.
15. Don't do it Taylor! He waited 10 hours in line at the Apple Store for that iPhone 6!
16. Okay then. That's a bummer.
17. Well don't look so surprised Tay. You knew you were going to dump his phone in the water. You don't have to rub it in his face.
18. Time for Tay to get hella cray. I'm kinda scared of her right now, tbh.
19. This Mean Girls reference is too perfect. #nipslip
20. That just doesn't look like a comfortable position. And what's with the deer in the background?
21. Taylor promoting healthy eating.
22. STOP IT! PLEASE NO! This was painful for me to watch. I hate it when pretty things get destroyed in movies/videos. DROP THE GOLF CLUB NOW!
23. Poor guy. He looks like me when I hear, smell, or see food I want.
24. Is the knife really necessary. I know you got your feelings hurt, but maybe we could talk about it before we get physical.
25. I want to push her off of the horse. Am I the only one who is always tempted to push things off things they shouldn't be pushed off of?
26. Ummm....did she..........is he okay?
27. The horse: "What the......you okay over there?"
28. Is he dead or just knocked out? Either way, why is she biting his lip like that? Creep.
29. So I guess we can confirm that he is indeed alive, and speeding out of there as fast as he can. "Bye Felicia!"
30. Oh? And who might this be?
31. A new love interest perhaps? Hopefully not because his face does looks like a mistake. He looks like he is about to or just has killed somebody. Taylor DO NOT go for this guy. He will hold a pillow to your face in the middle of the night when you are fast asleep.
THE END!
Here's the video if you want to check it out yourself :)
HAPPY MONDAY!!
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